Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Notta Lotta Prada

The holiday season is causing mass confusion at the store. If the recession is here, I'm not seeing it because the women continue to march into the store and demand the most expensive pursues in stock. These purses are flying out the doors faster than an amputated bird whose wings have been restored. I wouldn't blame them after seeing all the dead cows we have in stock. It's a regular animal graveyard in there and sometimes I get sad, this happens often as a non meat eater.

I watched as two women almost debreasted on another over a Prada purse. The purse wasn't even that spectacular, as if it's worth losing a boob over. Sooo retarded!!! As if any fashion item is so important. Paris Hilton must have been seen toting one around and now the followers are trying their damndest to imitate. But I must admit, she does pull off some of the lousiest outfits.

"Give it to me, lady."

"I saw it first!"

They shouted, so I intervened, being the protector of the Prada that I am.

"Ladies. I'm sure we'll be receiving some more hideous purses in no time. Relax."

They paused for a moment and wondered if such words parted from my slippery tongue. I pulled the purse from their hands and said, "This is already on layaway."

They walked away and I tossed the purse beneath a clothes rack. There, problem solved. I put the purse on my own special layaway.

Toying with the greedy is such a fun game....

6 comments:

ranu said...

This article is hilarious One Hypo. This is called the power of demand and supply. Because there was only one purse left, women bumped into it.

Was it on heavy discount? I bet if there were 10 purses (not on sale), they wouldn't have bothered to buy :)

One Hypo said...

It wasn't on discount! The purses are selling at astronomical prices. I run into the "crazies" all the time at the store. They'll kill for clothing and I'm often times the innocent bystander.

Bulldog said...

You should have said, "this model is very popular in Alaska at the moment, even Sarah Palin carries one!" fight over.

One Hypo said...

You crack me up, Bull Doggy!!

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It's the most wonderful time of the year!!!

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