Notta Lotta Prada

The holiday season is causing mass confusion at the store. If the recession is here, I'm not seeing it because the women continue to march into the store and demand the most expensive pursues in stock. These purses are flying out the doors faster than an amputated bird whose wings have been restored. I wouldn't blame them after seeing all the dead cows we have in stock. It's a regular animal graveyard in there and sometimes I get sad, this happens often as a non meat eater.

I watched as two women almost debreasted on another over a Prada purse. The purse wasn't even that spectacular, as if it's worth losing a boob over. Sooo retarded!!! As if any fashion item is so important. Paris Hilton must have been seen toting one around and now the followers are trying their damndest to imitate. But I must admit, she does pull off some of the lousiest outfits.

"Give it to me, lady."

"I saw it first!"

They shouted, so I intervened, being the protector of the Prada that I am.

"Ladies. I'm sure we'll be receiving some more hideous purses in no time. Relax."

They paused for a moment and wondered if such words parted from my slippery tongue. I pulled the purse from their hands and said, "This is already on layaway."

They walked away and I tossed the purse beneath a clothes rack. There, problem solved. I put the purse on my own special layaway.

Toying with the greedy is such a fun game....